why are girls so much hotter than boys like girls are so beautiful and guys are like ok I guess
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
"This may be my last selfie so please reblog"
The fuck? Are you never taking a picture of yourself again? Leaving tumblr forever? Are you turning into a vampire and afraid your reflection isn’t the only thing you’ll lose? Or did you seriously suggest that you’re gonna kill yourself so people should note that shit up while you’re still around. I’m really fucking hoping its the vampire thing